Official News Release
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:24 amCainswk, beloved map making athlete and friend to many was resently found to be using a map foundry banded substance known only as "creative juice". This steroid has been known to increase creative ability in map making which allows for high quality graphics, complex gameplay and a high ability to create multiple maps (more than average) at one time. Unfortunalty this substance has the known side effects of mood swinging from being overlay friendly to bitchy in a matter on minutes.
The foundies alpha monkey was apointed judge for the case with a base of regular foundry particapants called up for jury dutie. The jury included heavyweight regulars such as RJbeals, Widowmakers and Oaktown. The defendants case was almost a slam dunk until the prosecutions head lawyer, Dr DiM, discovered and compiled a last minute counter offensive which saw cairns case fall apart.
The jury retired to decided its verdict. After a mere 10mins the jury returned with there verdict. The well extablished and respected oaktown stood up and said:
"We the respected jury of ConquerClub.com's map foundry find cairnswk GUILTY of using the banned substance known as creative juice."
Cairns broke down in court while Dr DiM left the court with the obvious look of victory on his face.
Cairns has now been temporarily banned from the development of complex maps (However is able to finish maps currently in development). His ban comes with a voluntary rehabilitaion session where he is allowed to create simple maps.
Recent reports suggest that cainrs is doing well and is recovering well. Hes is currently back in the foundry with his new simple maps upper edgyt and sydney.
(cairns mate you know we all love)
The foundies alpha monkey was apointed judge for the case with a base of regular foundry particapants called up for jury dutie. The jury included heavyweight regulars such as RJbeals, Widowmakers and Oaktown. The defendants case was almost a slam dunk until the prosecutions head lawyer, Dr DiM, discovered and compiled a last minute counter offensive which saw cairns case fall apart.
The jury retired to decided its verdict. After a mere 10mins the jury returned with there verdict. The well extablished and respected oaktown stood up and said:
"We the respected jury of ConquerClub.com's map foundry find cairnswk GUILTY of using the banned substance known as creative juice."
Cairns broke down in court while Dr DiM left the court with the obvious look of victory on his face.
Cairns has now been temporarily banned from the development of complex maps (However is able to finish maps currently in development). His ban comes with a voluntary rehabilitaion session where he is allowed to create simple maps.
Recent reports suggest that cainrs is doing well and is recovering well. Hes is currently back in the foundry with his new simple maps upper edgyt and sydney.
(cairns mate you know we all love)
Its OK cairns, get your butt in rehab!
I should have saved it!
I've a good mind (when it's not full of sherbert (creative juice)) to simply pay that visit to Dr Dim for that Viagra....or should that be advice on that!!.
