Welcome Comrades to the year 2014 and the 110th edition of the Dispatch
Our 8th Anniversary has come and gone. 8 years old, the Club Conquête now is! Venerable! Ancient!
Okay, shut me up while there's still time...
As always, Battle Royales were included in the Anniversary celebration. There were a total of 263 speed games on the weekend. 856 unique players participated (or about seven percent of the membership) and each player that participated played an average of 7.87 games.
For the second time, casual BRs were created after the speed BRs. Casual BRs are continuing to be created today. Check the link here to see if there are any still available when you receive this.
Casual BRs are, to me, a real sign of CCs evolution. I remember in 2011, during the 5th Anniversary celebration, when there were maybe two or three of us asking for sequential BRs, (link) and the rest of us were telling us that we were basically idiots, that casual BRs could never work. Then, after much pushing and prodding, Game 10000000 was made sequential and casual, and proved that the concept works. Incredibly, after that sequential BRs were still snubbed in the 6th Anniversary. I had this to say about it! During the 7th Anniversary, a handful of sequential BRs were created, but now, in the 8th Anniversary, we finally have casual BRs, both sequential and freestyle, and in sufficient numbers created over a sufficient time span to allow everyone a shot at them. Thank you, blake!
Here's what we have on tap for you:
The first regular section is Mess Hall and Interrogation Room, which includes the long-awaited Interrogation of BigWham!. It also includes the next installment of IAmCaffeine's Dispatch Trivia Contest.
The Platoon Report covers all aspects of the Clan scene.
War Games brings you all the latest from the Tournament world, including TPA updates!
Finally, our Next Mission Brief includes such things as the closing credits and information on how to subscribe.
Happy New Years everyone. Hope you all have some good resolutions. We have another Scum Insider, more trivia, and our fearless leader bigWham is interviewed.
Welcome to the first 2014 edition of the Platoon Report, your headquarters for Clan news on Conquer Club!
IcePack ushers in the new year in a huuuuuge way for us this edition! He's got the latest on CC4, the 3rd annual 1v1 challenge, and more rankings updates than there are whiskers on your cat! And if you're interested in who moved where in December, check out the Shaker's and Movers.
Thanks for staying tuned to the Platoon Report, we plan to have a very special look back at 2013 in the near future, and lot's more goodies throughout 2014!
Hello friends, and welcome to your favourite part of the Newsletter, "War Games", where you can find information about CC Tournaments, and other stuff in the Tournament scene!
In the first issue of 2014, our writers continue to deliver their news staples with mcshanester29's latest MTTO Interview with myself, DaveH's update of TPA happenings in TPA Wrap, and my selection of tournaments awaiting signups in Join This? Or Not!
If you have a story you think the ConquerClub Community would find interesting, you can submit your articles to Dukasaur and you may just see your article published in the Newsletter!
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BigWham wrote:I agree that the brain of Ace Rimmer warrants closer investigation with some type of razor sharp cutting device.
THIS! 100% this!
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT??? 00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon? 00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha 00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it 00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
BigWham wrote:I agree that the brain of Ace Rimmer warrants closer investigation with some type of razor sharp cutting device.
THIS! 100% this!
might be safer just to nuke the whole thing actually
Ehehehe! If you do that, make sure Nietzsche's brain is in the immediate vicinity.
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT??? 00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon? 00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha 00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it 00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
Great Job guys, its also time to acknowledge for the CC Community the hard work you have put in,
I joine 2011 as freebee, and could not enjoy this site as much since there are limitations for, but 2012 i got premium and enjoyed everything so much, still there is alot i havent discovered yet on CC, and with all this new changes i will have a long time to go to have alot of fun here.
just what is stressing me out is the option of 24 hours, i wished there would be an option ( only for premiums) that when u setup your games the option is something like a one week break ( so you dont need a sitter) and u can use this in one game 2 times, i really want to have one week where i stay away from CC , because of lack of time ( full and hard working) except in tournaments, i dont want to hold up anybody one week of no cc, so i can be excited and focused to play my games
I used to roll the daizz Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes Listen as the crowd would sing: Long live the Army Of Kings !