Conquer Club

I was once an OG dragoon, but took a break from the site for a couple of years ago and was told i needed more points. I need a clan to play games within. I am tired of public games too many missed turns.... I really like just straight Risk. I have 1600 points. I was one of the first 1000 on conquer club. I am an old spice man. Stacked resume...I know.

By the way where did the dirty birds, stachwackers go?

to the big clan gathering in the sky. some of the birdies are still around but it's no longer a clan

Why don't you consider Clan Becky and Clan Becky just may consider you... tee hee... Welcome back.

Would an Old Spice man consider such an offer ?

definitely not. old spice men are god-fearing conservatives by nature.

No no no, they have a hairy soul patch on their chest, are devilishly handsome, and carry lots of swagg. G_d fearing yes (He is an Old Spice Man as well), but that has nothing to do with it. The real question is am I Old Spice enough to have a pink banner and to be a member of the Becky Clan?

This is a conundrum? Am I manly enough that a pink banner and a girl's name do not disturb me or is this a complete abomination to the Laws of Old Spice Man? Is there one more Old Spice than I who can guide me in the path of good aroma?

whilst sir, you are clearly no brut it would nonethless constitute an abomination before old spice.

"...pink, thus worn, be as a fetter unto fragrant man." (talc 36:19)

spice bless, a'men.

DKOC(Dark Knights Of Chaos) is recruiting .. we arent the most famous.. but we are working on it

Khazalid, I get your point now. I clicked on Becky the Blondie someone posing as a 6 year old girl. That is surely not Old Spice Man.....

Well maybe I should consider starting my own clan? Hmmm? Old Spice Man Clan? I think I like it. The best smelling chaps on CC. All Staches are welcome. Especially waxed ones ! An Old Spice Man always respects a Stache.

I am sounding the horn of Old Spice Man to signal all Old Spice Men to unite and set forth! And we will welcome sweet blue Aqua Vela Men too!

though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.

yours for consideration,

new spice.

Ereandil

Think about joining our new clan "Memento Mori"... if you are interested we would like to play some inner games with you first with just our clan, we have 2 clan challenges going right now, ahead in both at the moment. Let us know

-griff

khazalid wrote:whilst sir, you are clearly no brut it would nonethless constitute an abomination before old spice.

"...pink, thus worn, be as a fetter unto fragrant man." (talc 36:19)

spice bless, a'men.

HAHA

spoken like a true Old Spice Man. I now recall.

"Pink, doth worn by your sole lady is an enhancement. For you the Fragrant it is only of her to be felt and maybe tasted. " The great teacher Ron Burgundy

nice

khazalid wrote:though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.

yours for consideration,

new spice.

I know you are worthy of the Old Spice.

Who else will heed my call?

Just remember this important fact

"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man."

More importantly in the Old Spice Man Clan you will not only smell good but it will help you to look like you smell good too!

Dark knights of Choas... "That is a swell name" - Butters

Don't smell like Chaos- Smell like Bedlam - Use Old Spice!