Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:09 am

Granted, but she files a lawsuit against you and you cannot go closer then 3000 ft to her.

I wish I had Halo 3 right now.

by **strike wolf** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:14 am

granted but some lunatic destroys all the video game systems in the world (including yours) and now the game is useless.

I wish for super powers.

by **dustn64** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:23 am

granted, but your only superpower is that you can poop more than the average person. and you have no control.

I wish I had x-ray vision

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:25 am

granted, but you give yourself cancer from all that radiation.

I wish there was no more emo music

by **misterman10** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:30 am

granted, but then the world turns happy and everyone dies

I wish I could read super fast

by **Gilligan** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:32 am

Granted, but you can't read.

I wish I could be ruler of the world

by **misterman10** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:36 am

granted, but everyone hates you and kills you

i wish school didnt exist

by **The1exile** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:37 am

Granted, but then the inhabitants of the world emgirate elsewhere so you end up being ruler of nothing.

I wish I could play drums better.

Edit: doh, fastposted.

by **strike wolf** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:00 am

Granted but now there are no drums for you to play.

I wish everyone admired me.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:51 pm

Granted, but then they grow bored with you and you fall into a pit of obscurity.

I wish I had a box to kick...

by **Syzygy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:14 pm

Granted, you may now kick yourself in the ballbox.

I wish I could star in my own hit sci-fi series.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:19 pm

Granted, but it's only a hit for the first episode, the show gets canceled after the 3rd episode, and you die in misery.

I wish I could play guitar

by **cena-rules** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:32 pm

granted though you play it rubbishly

I wish for a cold pie

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:35 pm

Granted, but you break your teeth on it.

I wish I had some ramen

by **strike wolf** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:41 pm

Granted but it's too hot and it scalds your mouth.

I wish that spamalot would die.

by **cena-rules** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:40 pm

granted but they revive them selves
I wish for knowledge

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:42 pm

Granted, but you kill yourself for knowing things you weren't supposed to.

I wish I had a wish.

by **dustn64** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:45 pm

granted but you have to give it to somebody else

I wish that I was not hungary

by **Daring Overlord5** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:53 pm

granted, you are now forever thirsty

i wish that i won the superbowl (and then went to disney world)

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:02 pm

Granted, but you got lawsuits pressed against you and you spend life in jail.

I wish for a straw

by **misterman10** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:04 pm

granted, buy you cant use it to jack off so you kill yourself

i wish school was only 2 hours a day

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:06 pm

Granted, but you are stuck in school for the rest of your life.
I wish I had premium legaly.

by **misterman10** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:09 pm

granted, but CC shuts down

I wish I had a real leg

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:17 pm

Granted, but you get AIDS from it and die.

I wish I had misterman's box...

by **Iliad** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:19 pm

Granted. It falls onto your head and kills you.

I wish I had telekinetic powers

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