Conquer Club

The game is to find domething to beat the previous persons answer.

I'll start.
Ninja X!

: : : places dome thing over Ninja X : : :

: : : beats dome thing with large hammer : : :

The girls of the parish all eat magic mushrooms and start screaming "do me, Thing! do me, Thing!" so the Thing does them all and creates a race of half thing/half humans.
The offspring are all infertile and decide that the meaning of life is to bury the large churchbell under a hill.

nuke

giant mutant cockroach men

Time, since you have no giant mutant cockroach women you die out.

Father TIme (he can cotrol time)

Mother Time. She rules the Time household.

faulty clock