How many cats have you eaten?

by **2dimes** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:21 am

in real life

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:40 am

Define cats.

by **riskllama** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:48 am

to my knowledge, none. poll should be reset/modified to accommodate this answer.

by **2dimes** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:29 am

I know what you mean but if the chef disguised it well enough people will confidently choose none.

Should there just be a question mark on the zero option or do you figure it needs an extra choice for folks that have an uneasy feeling?

by **riskllama** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:31 am

i think an entirely new option would be best. "unknown", perhaps?

by **2dimes** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:42 am

Maybe both but I'm undecided about the wording and it kind of harms the apearence as a parody.

Perhaps, "I never ate any on purpose." ?

by **riskllama** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:44 am

i've lost interest.

by **mookiemcgee** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:44 pm

I thought this thread was meant exclusively for Mrsdyk, but you guys keep posting and cluttering up the place

https://youtu.be/CPvH1vSYXCg?t=62

by **mrswdk** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:50 pm

I have never knowingly eaten cat, although I have knowingly eaten dog. It was nothing special, there are far better meats.

by **mookiemcgee** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:51 pm

When I was a teenager there was one Chinese restaurant in our small town. My family had takeout once and we all agreed it sucked compared to similar type of restaurants in the city we'd lived in prior.

About 10 years later after I'd move away my sister sent me a news article from the local paper about how this restaurant had been shut down after it was discovered they were serving cat, and that there was video evidence of them luring feral cats to the back kitchen entrance (apparently this operation had been going on for years) and then the cats would disappear.

So I have never knowingly eaten cat, but I might have once and I'm proud to say I thought it sucked!

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:29 pm

I eat pussy every day

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Oct 14, 2020 4:13 am

Do you need to eat the whole cat for it to count or just part of it?

by **mookiemcgee** on Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:01 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Do you need to eat the whole cat for it to count or just part of it?

I think eating like at least 20% of a cat would be a good baseline/threshold.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Oct 14, 2020 4:04 pm

So I could eat 40 or so cats 18% and still have eaten no cat?

by **riskllama** on Wed Oct 14, 2020 4:23 pm

disagree. i think chewing/swallowing/digesting one fork/spoonful of cat would constitute having "eaten" cat. just my $0.02, tho...*shrugs*

by **mookiemcgee** on Wed Oct 14, 2020 5:08 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:So I could eat 40 or so cats 18% and still have eaten no cat?

Hmmm, well I would count that as having eaten 7.2 cats but these things really should have been ironed out by the OP before posting the survey.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:07 am

Mrs is the subject matter expert, ask him for the ratios

by **2dimes** on Thu Oct 15, 2020 8:23 am

Everyone can decide for themselves. That's why the poll is anonymous there.

I figure if you ate any portion of a cat it can count as one.

If you have been eating "pork" at a place that was exposed as using cat, it is ok if you would rather continue thinking you never ate any cat meat.

If you eat some cat there's no need to eat the entire thing, claws, fur etc. you may count it as a whole one or you may wait until you eat more meat to count it. if you feel like you need to use a scale to calculate how many cats you have eaten that's fine too.

It's all good.

by **mookiemcgee** on Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:09 pm

2dimes wrote:Everyone can decide for themselves. That's why the poll is anonymous there.

I figure if you ate any portion of a cat it can count as one.

If you have been eating "pork" at a place that was exposed as using cat, it is ok if you would rather continue thinking you never ate any cat meat.

If you eat some cat there's no need to eat the entire thing, claws, fur etc. you may count it as a whole one or you may wait until you eat more meat to count it. if you feel like you need to use a scale to calculate how many cats you have eaten that's fine too.

It's all good BAD.

Fixed*

by **DoomYoshi** on Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:29 pm

So when I order Chicken McNuggets and they all come from the same monotonous paste from concentrate, so I can't tell how many cats are in there, how many should I count?

by **mookiemcgee** on Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:34 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:So when I order Chicken McNuggets and they all come from the same monotonous paste from concentrate, so I can't tell how many cats are in there, how many should I count?

How many nuggets did you order?

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:56 pm

They asked me to count how many cats I'd eaten and I said "Me? 'ow?"