Need investors

[DirtyDishSoap]

I have to buy a building that will be a church and a strip club/bar at the same time. The trademark will be:

Nuns and Buns

You can find God, confess your sins and see boobies.

[DirtyDishSoap]

All i need to start this lucrative adventure is a couple hundred thousand. Maybe more. Have to hire the help if you catch my meaning.

[saxitoxin]

don't invest --- this is a SCAM ... he's actually starting a gay strip club / kosher Jewish deli

Cocks and Lox

[DirtyDishSoap]

don't invest --- this is a SCAM ... he's actually starting a gay strip club / kosher Jewish deli

Cocks and Lox

You're hands down the gayest guy i know, and i wouldn't hire you if my rate was 50 cents an hour. Go get a job elsewhere fucko!

[Votanic]

Devil-worship Sex-trafficker!

Imps & Pimps

[KoolBak]

How about skip the infrastructure?

Coke-Hoors & Moors

[mookiemcgee]

If we can make this into some kind of crypto related thing then I will fund you.

Do you think we can get tax exempt status given this is church adjacent?

[DirtyDishSoap]

All great ideas! I'm pretty sure we can get this tax exempt. Wondering if i can find a DJ that could be called Father Honkers.

[saxitoxin]

If we can make this into some kind of crypto related thing then I will fund you.

f*ck it - is that all it takes to get my hand into your checking account? i have loads of bad ideas that need funding

CASE IN POINT: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=225109&hilit=+dogs+business#p4978602

[DirtyDishSoap]

Your idea sucks

[mookiemcgee]

If we can make this into some kind of crypto related thing then I will fund you.

f*ck it - is that all it takes to get my hand into your checking account? i have loads of bad ideas that need funding

CASE IN POINT: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=225109&hilit=+dogs+business#p4978602

What's a checking account, is that some kind of technology from the 1800s? all my account numbers look like these:

0xDDf8dA887a1D5C07d05A948856b79DaB091efc78
bc1qahjv5sv54k98zvwtzpkpz23e4en29u3dpckmp7
HCzNYyejzANhnrvCzabSoJLnr2ME6XvSYqtBsMpUfmri

I can start a private funding round for your business project once you send over a deck, then we can run a liquidity generation event prior to lunch. Highly recommend we lunch with a coin name including 'dog' and either 'moon' or 'rocketship emoji' in the ticker. Based on expected revenue of 30m within a year, we should probably target a FDV of at least 4-5 billion dollars for lunch.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Dogetship?

[Votanic]

Dogetship?

No you don't get a ship, you're managing a bunch of supposedly celibate strippers in a church.

[DirtyDishSoap]

IGETSHIP

[mookiemcgee]

I think for Saxi's idea its gonna be called independog, and ticker will just be Dog(rocket emoji that CC doesn't allow X 3)

For DDS's idea I'm thinking we just keep it simple with coin full name NUNS & BUNS and the ticker is NUNS(giggly boobs emoji X 1)

rough drafts here, needs some fine tuning

[mookiemcgee]

WAIT STOP!!!

I'M NOT POSTING AGAIN IN THIS THREAD UNTIL ALL OF YOU SIGN NDA'S

[DirtyDishSoap]

Send me the documents

[saxitoxin]

I'M NOT POSTING AGAIN IN THIS THREAD UNTIL ALL OF YOU SIGN NDA'S

does a DNR count?

[KoolBak]

There's no apostrophe in NDAs.

How can we trust you to do legal shit if you aren't literate?

Maybe cut down on the vino.....

And you'll hafta move out of Cali so GUNS can be added ...

[mookiemcgee]

There's no apostrophe in NDAs.

How can we trust you to do legal shit if you aren't literate?

Maybe cut down on the vino.....

And you'll hafta move out of Cali so GUNS can be added ...

We do allow alot of stuff in CA, but we don't allow alot of stuff to get combined.

You can sell weed, but if you do alcohol and guns are not allowed.

You can sell alcohol, but but the only other thing you can sell with it is food.

You can sell titties and alcohol together, but if a vag shows up to the party there cannot be alcohol around.

I think we allow you to sell religion in combo with almost anything (boobs,guns,weed) but they might be do to a lack of testing in the courts under existing laws, we might inspire some new laws to be written with this idea of DDS's that I refuse to talk about until you guys sign on the dotted line.

[Pack Rat]

How does the government determine if a religious organization is tax exempt? I think this would cover all of your needs as listed above.

I'm offering a church franchise for you! Temple of ILL REPUTE! Our God wants all humans to enjoy the nakedness, drunkenness and being high off assortment of earth's bounties.

Yes, act now before other devoted followers of the Temple of ILL REPUTE start opening these franchises throughout North America, South America, Europe and Asia.

[Votanic]

Please... mixing sex, drugs, violence, and religion has been in the public domain since the Paleolithic.

[Pack Rat]

Church of ILL REPUTE, does not allow violence among it's members.

That would ban you from our money making religious Temple.

[Votanic]

Church of ILL REPUTE, does not allow violence among it's members.

That would ban you from our money making religious Temple.

No.
It is the hypocrites that shall be banned.
You're out, bucko.
(Ill Repute, indeed...)

[mookiemcgee]

You guys can't get on the same page, so I'm stealing this idea and turning it into an Anglican church and gay bar called

VICARS & DICKERS