You know you play halo too much when...

[UCAbears]

HEre are a bunch from the seriousgamers forum (only the best chosen to represent):

-You're watching the latest king kong..and after Kong takes out the third Dinosaur, you and your friends yell out: "TRIPLE KILL!"
(guilty of this one)

-Dreaming you're having sex with your significant other on Ivory Tower...and burial mounds

-you you meet an annoying person and think "I could kick his ass in Halo 2"
(LOL! no comment..)

-while playing golf you have the tendancey to grab the marker flag and jump in the golfcart screaming go go go
(i'd love to see that)

-When you learn to eat with your feet so your hands can stay on the controller
(..yuck)

-When the sun comes up, the second time!
(Hah~ haven't done that yet! w007!)

-When your with your friends and you break the silence by saying ' O man i was playing Halo2 this one time" even if its to your gf and the only thing she doesnt like about you is halo =O
(>_> so i've done that a time or two..to my girlfriend)

-when a police officer hands you your speeding ticket, you punch him in the face and run away while screaming "New Juggernaut!".
(wtf? Hahah..i can see that)

-when you tell people what you are going to do in a third person and using your GT (Example: Who said that? Venom said that we should go out to eat)
(..i've done that..)

-When you wake your wife up to go to bed and she tells you that she is staying right here incase someone tries to get the flag

-you see a family member with his/r back turned at the kitchen sink and you think "Assassination!

-when you see something in the distance and you try to zoom in

-you finish a trip to the grocery store, and hear in your head, "BOMB ARMED. BOMB PLANTED.
(that one happened to me..*COUGH*)

-when you show up to a meeting at work with new people and you introduce yourself by your GamerTag
(i do that when i call halo buddies and they dont recognize my voice, lol)

- You feel strangely uncomfortable in wide open areas, for fear of being "sniped"

- While driving you reach for the "left trigger" when passing another vehicle

[Hitman079]

when you yell out "oh, cortana!" while having sex.

[Avron]

I played halo far to much BitD, my only one was I hit a guy with a hackysack once and yelled "Stuck" I didn't play again for a while.

[dwightschrute]

i dont play

[UCAbears]

I played halo far to much BitD, my only one was I hit a guy with a hackysack once and yelled "Stuck" I didn't play again for a while.

haha that made me chuckle prefusley

[Hitman079]

when instead of bothering to masturbate you use the controller's vibration feature somehow

[freezie]

You know play halo too much when you make a topic about it.

[dwightschrute]

You know play halo too much when you make a topic about it.

lol that is clever

[Great Pretender]

You know you have been playing too much Halo 2 when you sit at the dinner table and in the corner of your eye you see,
Hold X to weild spoon
Hold Y to duel-weild spoon

[dwightschrute]

another dumb thread

[Hitman079]

when you say halo instead of hello

[UCAbears]

when you say halo instead of hello

that was actually pretty good.

[vtmarik]

You actually begin to think that the game is innovative in some way.

[safariguy5]

When you drive, people crossing the road make you want to drive towards them yelling "Running Riot!"

[AndrewLC]

Whenever I jump into a friends car I shout "I'M BOARDING YOU!!!"

[reverend_kyle]

When you post thread about playing halo too much.

[Titanic]

I've done some of those things in the first post....

You know you've played too much when your friend says "Septembers gunna be awesome" and you think "Yer, Halo 3 comes out" but there talking about going to university.

[ranck3]

love halo2

[Aegnor]

You know you've played too much when you see the a "You know you've.... too much when.." thread for the 3rd time.

[Gold Knight]

When the 1st thing you think of as a Hunter does not wear camoflague

or when you read "Super Elite Games" in callouts you think, "I'd rather be Master Chief when i play someone else..."

[Fircoal]

you've played too much Halo when you think it's fun.

[Splash]

when you post a thread about it.

[Psilocbin]

I love Halo, Halo 2, Halo PC, Halo Trial, and Halo custom edition.

[safariguy5]

You know you play halo too much when you start fantasizing about where would be the best place to camp. Of course, this applies to just about any FPS. I just like halo sniping because it's easier.

[pancakemix]

-you you meet an annoying person and think "I could kick his ass in Halo 2"

Funny story regarding this one.

Sheep and I were at a party and sheep told someone else that he could PWN them at Halo. When they played, Sheep lost 10-0.