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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby Lindax on Sun May 10, 2009 3:25 pm

Game 4842425

Yellow took a card first
And I was dying of thirst
It was a pity for dimeat
Cause now he got beat
Unfortunately his bubble is burst :shock:

Lx
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Sun May 10, 2009 4:35 pm

Lindax wrote:Game 4842425

Yellow took a card first
And I was dying of thirst
It was a pity for dimeat
Cause now he got beat
Unfortunately his bubble is burst :shock:

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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Sun May 10, 2009 5:19 pm

An ode to...

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dimeat :shock: - Game 4842425


dimeat :shock:, dimeat :shock:
Two lots of meat, meat?
Real name David To?
dimeat :shock:, dimeat :shock:
Lamb, beef or pork meat?
What's he going to do?
dimeat :shock:, dimeat :shock:
Maybe we'll never meet...
...dimeat :shock:, Dead-Meat! MOO!!
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Thu May 14, 2009 8:02 am

An ode to...

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muddshark999 :oops: - Game 4842428

I call this one "The Trouble With Sharks"

You see the trouble with sharks is they've got little brains
They are fish you know - just like cod
You see the trouble with sharks is that they eat everything
Like beer bottles, boots, books and dogs
You see the trouble with sharks is they've got weak eyes
They can't see in mudd or in darkness
You see the trouble with sharks is they really scare me
Especially in that film from the seventies
muddshark999 :oops:, muddshark999 :oops: burning bright
What will you be doing tonight?
Now that you are hanging around
Will you be back on the town?
Searching for a bit of black flesh
Now that you are free and fresh...
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Wed May 20, 2009 2:30 pm

An ode to...

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Lindax =P~


There once was a honcho called Linda =P~
An unusual name for a man,
But to make up for his odd honorific
He came up with a new cunning plan...

He decided to carry a big sword everywhere
To church and to school and the shops
But you see he encountered a problem,
He kept getting stopped by the cops!

Next he decided he had to adventure
So went to Europe and More Russia
There he started to build up an empire
But his plans were eventually crushed... a

Now he's back in his Mexican plaza
Munching refried bean's and Guacamole
Thinking fondly of swinging and slicing
Halcyon days of reigning in glory.
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:16 am

An ode to...

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Jess-95 :-#

Jess-95 :-# where's you a goin'?
Is you a goin' from Miami to Maine?
Jess-95 :-# whatcha gonna do there?
Is you ever comin' back home again?
Jess-95 :-# is your bruvva Joe 90?
Is ur cousin Captain Scarlet an' ur daddy called brains?
Jess-95 :-# is a damn shame u lost now...
Cause I ain't never gonna see you again. :cry:
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:09 am

An ode to...

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DBandit70 :mrgreen:

Hey DBandit70 :mrgreen: ! You sounds like a DJ mon!
Is you mashin' up d'place wid beat to get in on?
Hey DBandit70 :mrgreen: ! You sounds like a gangsta!
Is you hangin' widja crew an' slidin' like a pranksta?
Hey DBandit70 :mrgreen: ! Whatcha doin' on d-floor?
Get up off yer arse and walk back out d-door!
Hey DBandit70 :mrgreen: ! You is leavin' for a bit...
But you'll be back again an' you won't take no sh*t!

Word up!
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:17 am

An ode to...

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DIBS ](*,)


G'day DIBS ](*,) are you going to the barbie?
To down a some amber fluid and maybe smoke a doobie?
I know you've come a gutser and have a bit of time
There's no need to drink with the flies you haven't done no crime!
So don't be a bludger... bring your own grog.
You never know a sheila might even give you a snog!
Don't look so down - at least you ain't a Sheep-shagger!
Chin up son. Time again for you to swagger.
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:42 am

An ode to...

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Deadpool :?


The Merc with the Mouth aka Deadpool :?
He wants to be with the love of his life (the fool)...
"What's so unusual about that?", you drool
Death is the one he wants as Mrs Pool!

So he tries to lose every game that he plays
But somehow he survives to fight another day...
"What? How does that work?", you say
Who knows - It's a thing that happens in the USA.

But he met his match against b00060 :P
Maybe he's with his love below...
"No! He can't be gone!", you puff and blow
Don't worry he won't be food for the carrion crow!

We'll see him again soon - maybe in his own movie...
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby The Chosen on Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:35 pm

An ode to...

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Fipa :^o

Zdravo, Zovem se Fipa :^o
I live in a cartoon world
I like to eat yoghurt and pizza
I don't like to step in wet turds

Hello, my name is Fipa :^o
I want to be loved by all
I like to bathe in baked beans and keep a...
Baseball bat in my car with a ball

Goodbye, Doviđenja!, I'm gone
But I won't be gone for too long
I slipped on weiner
And I'm suing the cleaner
I'll be back and ever more strong!
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - VERY FULL

Postby danryan on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:23 pm

True to form, the final was 3-2 and featured some of the most bizarre dice I've seen. Well played to b00060 and thanks for the fun tournament. Now, to one day finish that semifinal that is still stalemated.
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - Winner = danryan

Postby The Chosen on Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:25 am

An ode to...

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b00060 :P

So near yet so far in this game of Doodle War
He had only one step to go... b00060 :P
Bee Oh Oh Oh Six Oh - Oh No! Oh No! Oh No!
What does his name show? If only we could know?
Maybe it's a riddle or maybe it's a fiddle
It doesn't really matter and I do not mean to flatter
But he would be top lion if not for the danryan :sick:
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Re: DOODLE MADNESS! (16 to 1) - Winner = danryan

Postby The Chosen on Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:47 am

\:D/ =D> :D CONGRATULATIONS! :D =D> \:D/

\:D/ =D> danryan is the Champion!!! =D> \:D/

\:D/ :D :-s =D> 8-[ :!: :P :lol: :o 8-) :-s \:D/ :D =D> :P :lol: :o :? :mrgreen: \:D/


A CELEBRATION of...

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danryan :sick:


What a star has been born on this great day!
danryan :sick: has come to teach us to play
Doodle War has seen no one more glorious
Than this crazy champion reigning victorious

He runs like the wind and flys like a bat
He swims like a dolphin and eats like a rat
He bounds from tall buildings and lands on his feet
He escorts old ladies across busy streets

He's handsome and cool, he's slick and a hero
He's rugged and strong, he'll never be a zero
He's bigger and brighter than the stars of Orion
But to me and to you he's just plain old danryan :sick:

Well played sir!
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