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Postby ronsizzle on Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:12 pm

ok, so i havent released this news yet...

i have a baby boy on the way, my pull out game over the summer wasnt as strong as it had been in the past. so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

i may not be able to spend as much time with all of my insightful, helpful, jolly forum trolling. im giving you all a heads up here so when the time comes, you wont be that hurt.

time heals everything people. it will be all right.

ps. if this kid comes out black, i have some questions for my good friend owen.
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Postby Beast Of Burson on Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:38 pm

Congrats!... Hope he's healthy and strong.
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Postby owenshooter on Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:56 am

ronc8649 wrote:ps. if this kid comes out black, i have some questions for my good friend owen.


you obviously have forgotten what my child looks like and you definitely need to talk to jbrettlip, he is currently raising another of my chillin's...-Jésus noir
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Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:57 am

Congrats on your little butt.
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Postby owenshooter on Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:09 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats on your little butt.


yes!! congrats!!! can't wait for the sitcom!!!-Jésus noir

so proud, ron!!!
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Postby #1_stunna on Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:15 pm

another ronc is going to grace this earth?
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: kid on the way

Postby owenshooter on Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:20 pm



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Postby TeeGee on Sat Jan 09, 2016 7:02 am

Congrats ronc :)
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Postby owenshooter on Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:44 am

ahhhh, the joys...

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Postby owenshooter on Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:08 am

DoomYoshi wrote:I expect in about 9 years father and son will bond over trolling.


let me translate that:



the black jesus has spoken...-jésus noir
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Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Jan 09, 2016 7:55 pm

ronc8649 wrote: so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

Congratulations!

and ... I do believe this link is appropriate..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=so ... FORM=VIRE4
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Postby owenshooter on Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:38 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
ronc8649 wrote: so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

Congratulations!

and ... I do believe this link is appropriate..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=so ... FORM=VIRE4


it absolutely sucks, but i don't want anyone wasting their time hitting a link to go off site, when you could just link it here, like the rest of us do. so, here is a link
to the shitty song... it is no Cat's In The Cradle, but he wanted it to go out to my boy, Ron Ron... sigh...



the black jesus hates fake country...-Jésus noir

p.s.-who uses Bing?! is that your default browser on AOL?
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Re: kid on the way

Postby ronsizzle on Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:22 am

did owen just mention a harry chapin song?

let me help you out with a harry chapin song you might not have heard.

try out bluesman. by harry chapin.

absolutely awesome.

and f*ck you doom yoshi.
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Re: kid on the way

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:33 am

not much into Blue Man



i'm more of a two cellos type of guy... and fatherhood... welcome to the jungle, ron!!!!



YOU GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!-Jésus noir
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Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:42 am



I'll just leave this here
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Re: kid on the way

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:15 pm

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Re: kid on the way

Postby ronsizzle on Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:02 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:u mean bluesman. by hank williams jr.



no, did i say hank williams jr. or did i say harry chapin?

google that shit fool.
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Re: kid on the way

Postby ronsizzle on Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:12 pm

here ya go kids.

enjoy.





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Re: kid on the way

Postby elfish_lad on Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:45 am

Sweet. Awesome news old fried. Grats!
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Re: kid on the way

Postby Ltrain on Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:28 pm

congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year
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Postby owenshooter on Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:18 am

Ltrain wrote:congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year


GOOD LUCK!!! here is a little video to help!!!



HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!!!-Jésus noir
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Postby Ltrain on Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:31 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Ltrain wrote:congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year


GOOD LUCK!!! here is a little video to help!!!



HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!!!-Jésus noir


haha thx. it has been a little difficult since my wife gained 25 lbs in the last 10 years. Haha just playin- she was 87 lbs when we started dating 15 years ago i'll take the extra 25 :D
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