Ronaldo dying of Covid

[mrswdk]

Cristiano Ronaldo, serial rapist and hero of CC user nietzsche, has tested positive for the deadly novel Coronavirus that has so far already killed more than a million worldwide:

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54528942

Many celebrities have tested positive for the virus following selfish flouting of Covid quarantine rules and Ronaldo may be no different.

Have any women tested positive for Covid as a result of being raped by Ronaldo? Would they dare come forward if they had? Will Italy experience a second wave of pandemic infections due to silenced Ronaldo rape victims?

[riskllama]

ok mrs, this one was actually pretty funny.

7.9/10

[Dukasaur]

After almost a year, should anyone still be calling it the "novel coronavirus"? For me, the novelty wore off by early April.