Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

[saxitoxin]

This is the inauguration mega thread. It's January 18 and Donald Trump is still president.

The rehearsal for Biden's weird AF bunker inauguration had to be abandoned today after everyone was forced to flee the Capitol due to an external security threat. Biden is so popular he needs 30,000 mechanized infantry and tank troops - twice the size of the entire New Zealand Army - to protect him.

[riskllama]

i heard Lady GaGa & JLo are scheduled to perform...

[saxitoxin]

There are more soldiers assigned to protect Biden than there are soldiers in the entire Swedish Army. (Most popular president in history.)

[saxitoxin]

[saxitoxin]

And we're off!

The inauguration celebrations have started with the evacuation of the U.S. Supreme Court due to a potential bomb.

Welcome to the Biden era!

[2dimes]

i heard Lady GaGa & JLo are scheduled to perform...

GaGa in the whitehouse. Singing the national anthem.

Kind of hoped to see more military guys and sandwiches. Oh well, it's still early.

[saxitoxin]

[riskllama]

who did Trump have?

[2dimes]

Kamala Harris is the Vice President of the USA. Swore in, it's official.

Here comes Jenny from the block. Singing Woody Guthrie.

[saxitoxin]

who did Trump have?

Scores of beautiful women.

[2dimes]

Pics or it never happened.

Following the inaugural speech, Garth Brooks is on now.

[degaston]

who did Trump have?

Scores of beautiful women.

Porn stars (including Melania), Russian spies, underage pageant contestants, prostitutes, sexual assault victims (including Ivana)...

[riskllama]

who did Trump have?

Scores of beautiful women.

Porn stars (including Melania), Russian spies, underage pageant contestants, prostitutes, sexual assault victims (including Ivana)...

i googled it and the only "notable" acts i could find were the rockettes, the mormon tabernacle choir & 3 doors down - not much "star power" to be found there...

[saxitoxin]

It must have been a thrill for Lady Gaga to perform in front of the throngs of inauguration attendees.

[riskllama]

i bet she even did it for free...

just to be clear here, saxi - you are aware there's a global pandemic still going on, right?

[saxitoxin]

i bet she even did it for free...

just to be clear here, saxi - you are aware there's a global pandemic still going on, right?

You think that made a difference? Pre-COVID history tells us otherwise. The Rats have a chronic enthusiasm problem. Maybe that's why they lost 30 seats in the House of Representatives and currently have the slimmest majority since WWII (actually, they may briefly lose their majority after three Representatives have to resign to take posts in His Fraudulency's cabinet).

2016 - Clinton vs Trump