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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:55 pm

granted, but she's only in it for the money. WHAT'S THAT? you have no money? she leaves you heartbroken and so you commit suicide.
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:56 pm

Granted, buy since you failed all your courses you have to take night school and summer school at the same time.

I wish I had lot's of money and my concubine back.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:58 pm

granted, but it's thai baht (40 baht=1 dollar US)
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and it turns out the concubine is an ugly used up prostitute that smokes
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:25 am

You play the drums well tomorrow, so well in fact that people start worshipping our amazing drumming skills. All goes well and you become rich and famous... until one day, an obsessive stalker (dreaming of playing like you) sneaks into your house and, while you are sleeping he abducts you, forcing you to live in his underground cellar and play the drums on command exactly like the Steven King book, "Misery".

I wish for pyrokinesis.
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Postby Jamie on Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:35 am

Granted but on your first succesful attempt, you ignite the gas lines in your house, and it blows up with you in it.

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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:43 am

granted, but it's the daily 3, so you only get a paltry few hundred dollars.
(i wonder if i spelled paltry correctly)
i wish for a better house
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Postby The1exile on Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:23 am

Granted, but better than the dump you have now isn't saying much.

I wish I was omnipotent...
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:05 am

BUMP! revive this great thread!
as for 1exile's wish: granted, and in addition you cannot die. an axe murderer comes into your house and hacks you numerous times until he finally gives up. you try to kill yourself to stop the pain, but it only makes it worse...and so on and so on..
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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:52 am

Since Hitman didn't wish for anything...

I wish you a merry christmas.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:19 am

Granted but this ostracises so many people that great conflicts start between all the different belief systems, sparking a nuclear war and ushering in a new age.

I wish to be a great artist of unfathomable skill.
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:29 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:Granted but this ostracises so many people that great conflicts start between all the different belief systems, sparking a nuclear war and ushering in a new age.

I wish to be a great artist of unfathomable skill.


You are. Unfortunatly, your skill is so unfathomable that no-one considers anything you make to be good :lol:

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:19 am

granted

I wish for an unlimited amount of money
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Postby pancakemix on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:36 am

You get your wish, but it is all piled on top of you set alight.

I wish this thread was moved to the Forum Games Subforum.
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:39 am

You wish comes true, unfortunately the mods mistakingly delete half the forums in the process.

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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:41 am

Granted! But I do not have Mod powers.

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Postby The1exile on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:51 am

Granted, however it turns out she's really a bloke.

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:53 am

granted however it all suck

i wish to not be on fire
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:55 am

Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish you would STFU
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Postby Aries on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:00 am

I really can't think with anything bad with that one :lol: :wink:

anyway, shouldn't this be moved into the games forum? :?

I wish I could have all the Wii games :D
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:09 am

granted but they all break after you have played them once

i wish the sun was out
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Postby Aries on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:13 am

Granted, but it stays out for the rest of the week, even at night, and you get burned to a crisp :D

I wish this was in forum games :D
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:43 am

*waits for wicked to grant that*

I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot :wink:
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Postby diddle on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:45 am

wcaclimbing wrote:*waits for wicked to grant that*

I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot :wink:


granted..............you didn't really believe me did you?!?

I wish people would embrace my idiocy as a talent
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:13 am

diddle wrote:
wcaclimbing wrote:*waits for wicked to grant that*

I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot :wink:


granted..............you didn't really believe me did you?!?

I wish people would embrace my idiocy as a talent


granted, but then everyone ignores you....

I wish :x
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:36 am

Granted! but you get what you asked for...nothing!!

muhahahahahaha

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