Thank you, all the members that have some fun and banter in Global Chat, and now MCHAT.
As I was still not 100% in 2024, please enjoy the logs from the Chat Mod QUOTE BOOK for 2024/2025
Congratz to all that made the prize list.
CHAT appreciation list 2024/2025
+ 500 CREDITSMageplunka69
D3A7H
Bullet_
REGNVM
catstevens
riskllama
Quirk
MSpitts24
owenshooter
ImperatorLucius
For those that wonder "Why am I not on the list?"
Its simple. you get a ban.. you are out... you give us headaches.. you are out... if you cannot play nice with the toys provided... you are out.
DRUGS ARE BAD
Maxleod: morning globalists
Maxleod: *meowrning
DJPatrick: Last...
Maxleod: toad juice can affect the nerves
Maxleod: that's why you were too slow
Razorvich: ahhh dj was second
Razorvich: worthy of a prize
Razorvich: done
Maxleod: screenshot taken
Maxleod: what you've doing Raz is a HATE CRIME
Maxleod: because tou hate cats
Maxleod: remember how your Jack wouldn't let you come anywhere near Milo?
Maxleod: that's was animal instinct
Maxleod: he knew you were up to no good
Maxleod: a dog protecting a kitten against Evil
Maxleod: says it all
Maxleod: it wasnt a cat that cost you your balls, it was a species of spider NATIVE to Australia
Ur: silence
Maxleod: we can't hear you Ur, speak louder please
Razorvich: lol
MSpitts24: I forgot how great a video my honeymoon was. How limber I used to be, etc.
MSpitts24: the word Timber also comes to mind
MSpitts24: it brings a tear to my eye
MSpitts24: made my bride cry back then as well
MSpitts24: she couldn't walk properly for 2 weeks
MSpitts24: me thinks -hambo- smokes the skin flute
Keefie: Me thinks Spitts could be getting into deep water.
MSpitts24: MS swims out of the deep water toward the shallow end and exits the pool. dries off while babes in bikinis whistle and chant 'taco, burrito, what's hangin' out yo Speedo'
Keefie: lol
MSpitts24: MS slowly tucks in what was hangin' out
MSpitts24: multiple babes chant 'oooooh, yeahhhhh'
DJPatrick: Only here coz I'm playing an Assassin (?) game (?) gainsyt a bunch of high=ranking chicken-shits who are too afraid to take turns...started dodging cards and now just deadbeating coz they have five...Shyyte...why even bother if you got no gonads???
Deanos75: Just consider it part of the game. Its their strategy to win. You need to outthink them.
TheMissionary: deadbeating is missing enough turns to lose... missing turns can be used as strategy. Not saying it's ethical, but it's not against the rules.
Lonous: People that deadbeat as a tactical maneuver deserve to have their crotch shaved with lawncare equipment.
A FEW HOURS LATER.........
DJPatrick: Turns out missing turns for tactics only goes so far...& a 3-Card-Set puts paid to evil plans...DJ picks up 118...haha
I AM NATO: gots me medicinal prescription today. I'm legally stoned.
plurple: anyone want to sit for me I only have 321 games active...
I AM NATO: Merry Chrissy mo fo's!
I AM NATO: woke up drunk and stoned and working on staying that way.
MSpitts24: did anyone know that baby harbour seal tastes a little like spotted owl?
DJPatrick: Spits: Seafood always tastes better - in an antipodean context, Dolphin always tastes better than Koala!!!
TeeGee: Baby koala is okay, but once it's matured it's as tough as wood
TeeGee: not much meat on the babies though
pmac666: power to the penguins!
pmac666: they should unionize and call themself pengifa lol
roprotem: Sniff the Driver's Seat
D3A7H: it'll bring tears
ImperatorLucius: 2025-07-20 14:54:08 - Game has been initialized, your target is neutral player,
WTF?? what does that mean??
owenshooter: NO SHOT, i meant.
owenshooter: NO SHOT
Bullet_: attention! there is an active shooter in the GC!
catstevens: i don't have any time to find a sitter so anyone who sees this please consider this permission
catstevens: user name
catstevens: catstevens
catstevens: password
catstevens: Trumpisyourdaddy
catstevens: *trumpisyourdaddy69
roprotem: Sad.
roprotem: Ever hear the ''death rattle''?
roprotem: I have.
roprotem: Unfortunately.
MSpitts24: rop, was that when your fat arse was asleep and you rolled over on that crack ho's baby and its toy?
MSpitts24: I'm guesssing it's somewhere between 50-50 and 70-30 pct for that possibility
catstevens: 2025-11-15 19:34:13 - catstevens assaulted Charlottenburg from Siemenstadt and conquered it from D3A7H
catstevens: they died like dogs
D3A7H: BOOM
Ninja Champion: mage at it again
TMWSITY: Game 24230466
halrob64: Men
owenshooter: BOOM is my schtick.
owenshooter: get your own.
owenshooter: Your sister's morning wood.
chanakam2020: Owens sister is a Good Boy
pmac666: judging by owens mum, his his sister must have unlimited sexual energy
owenshooter: Ask the guys that dug her up... just couldn't get enough...
Maxleod: *meowrning
DJPatrick: Last...
Maxleod: toad juice can affect the nerves
Maxleod: that's why you were too slow
Razorvich: ahhh dj was second
Razorvich: worthy of a prize
Razorvich: done
Maxleod: screenshot taken
Maxleod: what you've doing Raz is a HATE CRIME
Maxleod: because tou hate cats
Maxleod: remember how your Jack wouldn't let you come anywhere near Milo?
Maxleod: that's was animal instinct
Maxleod: he knew you were up to no good
Maxleod: a dog protecting a kitten against Evil
Maxleod: says it all
Maxleod: it wasnt a cat that cost you your balls, it was a species of spider NATIVE to Australia
Ur: silence
Maxleod: we can't hear you Ur, speak louder please
Razorvich: lol
MSpitts24: I forgot how great a video my honeymoon was. How limber I used to be, etc.
MSpitts24: the word Timber also comes to mind
MSpitts24: it brings a tear to my eye
MSpitts24: made my bride cry back then as well
MSpitts24: she couldn't walk properly for 2 weeks
MSpitts24: me thinks -hambo- smokes the skin flute
Keefie: Me thinks Spitts could be getting into deep water.
MSpitts24: MS swims out of the deep water toward the shallow end and exits the pool. dries off while babes in bikinis whistle and chant 'taco, burrito, what's hangin' out yo Speedo'
Keefie: lol
MSpitts24: MS slowly tucks in what was hangin' out
MSpitts24: multiple babes chant 'oooooh, yeahhhhh'
DJPatrick: Only here coz I'm playing an Assassin (?) game (?) gainsyt a bunch of high=ranking chicken-shits who are too afraid to take turns...started dodging cards and now just deadbeating coz they have five...Shyyte...why even bother if you got no gonads???
Deanos75: Just consider it part of the game. Its their strategy to win. You need to outthink them.
TheMissionary: deadbeating is missing enough turns to lose... missing turns can be used as strategy. Not saying it's ethical, but it's not against the rules.
Lonous: People that deadbeat as a tactical maneuver deserve to have their crotch shaved with lawncare equipment.
A FEW HOURS LATER.........
DJPatrick: Turns out missing turns for tactics only goes so far...& a 3-Card-Set puts paid to evil plans...DJ picks up 118...haha
I AM NATO: gots me medicinal prescription today. I'm legally stoned.
plurple: anyone want to sit for me I only have 321 games active...
I AM NATO: Merry Chrissy mo fo's!
I AM NATO: woke up drunk and stoned and working on staying that way.
MSpitts24: did anyone know that baby harbour seal tastes a little like spotted owl?
DJPatrick: Spits: Seafood always tastes better - in an antipodean context, Dolphin always tastes better than Koala!!!
TeeGee: Baby koala is okay, but once it's matured it's as tough as wood
TeeGee: not much meat on the babies though
pmac666: power to the penguins!
pmac666: they should unionize and call themself pengifa lol
roprotem: Sniff the Driver's Seat
D3A7H: it'll bring tears
ImperatorLucius: 2025-07-20 14:54:08 - Game has been initialized, your target is neutral player,
WTF?? what does that mean??
owenshooter: NO SHOT, i meant.
owenshooter: NO SHOT
Bullet_: attention! there is an active shooter in the GC!
catstevens: i don't have any time to find a sitter so anyone who sees this please consider this permission
catstevens: user name
catstevens: catstevens
catstevens: password
catstevens: Trumpisyourdaddy
catstevens: *trumpisyourdaddy69
roprotem: Sad.
roprotem: Ever hear the ''death rattle''?
roprotem: I have.
roprotem: Unfortunately.
MSpitts24: rop, was that when your fat arse was asleep and you rolled over on that crack ho's baby and its toy?
MSpitts24: I'm guesssing it's somewhere between 50-50 and 70-30 pct for that possibility
catstevens: 2025-11-15 19:34:13 - catstevens assaulted Charlottenburg from Siemenstadt and conquered it from D3A7H
catstevens: they died like dogs
D3A7H: BOOM
Ninja Champion: mage at it again
TMWSITY: Game 24230466
halrob64: Men
owenshooter: BOOM is my schtick.
owenshooter: get your own.
owenshooter: Your sister's morning wood.
chanakam2020: Owens sister is a Good Boy
pmac666: judging by owens mum, his his sister must have unlimited sexual energy
owenshooter: Ask the guys that dug her up... just couldn't get enough...
LETS DISCUSS THINGS
roprotem: Every friday we have a ''Question of the week'' segment here in GC.
roprotem: This weeks question:
roprotem: Can nose-picking really contribute to dementia and Alzheimer's disease?
roprotem: Discuss.
SoN!c: It all depends where your fingers have been before..
SoN!c: Exposure to metals and biotoxins produced by bacteria, molds, and viruses may contribute to the cognitive decline
SoN!c: So picking your nose with hand covered with arsenic dust flakes or dipped in bisphenol A or pesticides like DDE will cause dementia for sure
SoN!c: So i answer YES to this weeks question
SoN!c: But i have a Helmuth Lol feeling this is a question about Biden?
pmac666: cold be about trump too, no?
pmac666: u
roprotem: I think it has to do with finger girth. If you have sausage fingers, you're asking for problems if you are a nose picker, too.
roprotem: No politics in GC, guys.
SoN!c: So it depends on the size the nostrils then?
roprotem: And where your hands have been.
SoN!c: Good discussion
roprotem: Indeed.
TeeGee: Thats 2 days in a row for llama... either he has been released from prison, or he has managed to hold onto a phone for more than a day
Ben gideon: Well his profile does say something about goatrape so that would explain the prison thing
roprotem: He keesters a smartphone
D3A7H: pay the ransom TeeGee
TeeGee: I'm keeping it
roprotem: tthat's bad juju
TeeGee: is it safe?
MSpitts24: yes, it is safe
MSpitts24: Marathon Man
MSpitts24: beware of dentists with drills
jfm10: nothing is really safe unless it has a combination
jfm10: wearing a seatbelt does not make sex safe
Mageplunka69: Why does it hurt when i Pee...Frank Zappa
I AM NATO: you pee Frank Zappa?
I AM NATO: Of course that's gunna hurt!
NuttyNoah: Bark
catstevens: sorry about missing those turns i just folded 328 pairs of socks
artillery77: Good for a year then
catstevens: no there are 5 of us
catstevens: good for over 2 months i would assume
I AM NATO: mmmmoooooooooo!
Bullet_: no cows allowed, ask Raz
I AM NATO: no probs, I'm a BULL.
Grizbr: Always suspected you were full of bull NATO. Thanks for the conformation.
I AM NATO: lol
TheMissionary: first
DJPatrick: Yep...the missionaries ALWAYS come first with the bibles, then the guns and drugs!!!
I AM NATO: nah, the missionary's are boring, no drugs for them.
I AM NATO: only red wine and sex lying down with the man on top.
D3A7H: can you all keep it down in here.
D3A7H: some of us are trying to sleep
MSpitts24: 1
MSpitts24: are we the first ones up?
roprotem: Your mama was up early to scramble my eggs.
roprotem: Now she's making breakfast.
D3A7H: i'm sensing a disturbance in the force
Grizbr: Its just gas, had beans for supper last night.
CloudedBeliefs: Apologies, I was adjusting my crotch.
D3A7H: that combination is truly disturbing
D3A7H: knocked my hat off
D3A7H: don't step on it!
D3A7H: i'll be back for it
TeeGee: how is everyone?
REGNVM: I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH
owenshooter: BOOM!!!!
owenshooter: WITH A THUNDEROUS ROAR THE BLACK JESUS ANNOUNCED HIS PRESENCE WITHIN GLOBAL CHAT
owenshooter: FEAR NOT MY CHILDREN!!! IT IS I, THE BLACK JESUS!!! COME TO OFFER DICE SALVATION TO THOSE THAT PLACE THEIR FAITH IN ME AND MY DICE HACK!!!!!
owenshooter: POST ON MY WALL AND I'LL SENDY YOU THE LINK TO THE HACK!!
TeeGee: Hi there BJ
I AM NATO: Did I upset the black jesus at some point? I can't praise thee on thyne own wall good lord.
I AM NATO: Howzit owen, been a minute.
I AM NATO: maybe bj has me muted
TeeGee: nobody can write on his wall, he hasn't played a game in the last 30 days
halrob64: false god syndrome
Hjordur: If I remeber correctly, anyone can freely join a primitive tribe. so if you are intrested, you can do that.
Grizbr: Primitive tribe? That sounds to advanced for me
chanakam2020: I cant account shit at this time of the year
groovysmurf: try some prunes
halrob64: its daylight pmac how come your not back in your coffin?
catstevens: i miss roprotem
catstevens: i would deport all of you just to have him back
D3A7H: the site ran better when big balls was here
I AM NATO: I'm still here.
roprotem: When your account sitter gives you lemons............
Angel of Might: When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons
D3A7H: the constant lol'ing reminds me of nervous laughter from a kid who craps his pants
roprotem: How do me and my mates play a game?
chanakam2020: First you have to find a mate
chanakam2020: Then register a bond. perhaps a marriage
chanakam2020: Then find a suitable game for both of you
D3A7H: perhaps tiddly winks
roprotem: A fine game of Slap, Touch & Tickle
MSpitts24: as opposed to pocket pool or rub and tug
MSpitts24: a mate in CC is like an institution - but who wants to live in an institution. ask rop
roprotem: The only mates you know about are mail order mates.
Bullet_: or inmates?
D3A7H: primates?
roprotem: rim mates
localartist: As an aside, nobody remembers those who come second...
Bullet_: girls sure do
Ninja Champion: girls these days are like a box of chocolate, some of them have nuts
Keefie: lol
Razorvich: Im a hazelnut guy
TeeGee: ..
owenshooter: Duhhhh, my nuts are hazel. Could have told you that.
D3A7H: my eyes are hazel, my nuts are brazilian
roprotem: Game 23796995 Balkan Peninsula needs 2.
roprotem: Winner gets a free tomato plant.
tcann123: I gotta start using that one
MSpitts24: stay away from him Tcann, he plays Hide the Zuchini
MSpitts24: with LARGE zuchinis
MSpitts24: or so the rumor mill goes
owenshooter: WE NEED A MOD!!!!
owenshooter: STAT!!!!!
owenshooter: WHERE IS A MOD?!!!!!
roprotem: Not sure what you are referring to, but I'll happily stick a zucchini up your arse if that's what you're aiming for.
D3A7H: hmmm
roprotem: ming
roprotem: bird
owenshooter: Why is my name in italics in the users online section? Am i special?!!!
owenshooter: there is literally nobody here... sigh...
owenshooter: it's like CHAT
Razorvich: Belllo
Razorvich: i am always here
owenshooter: caveat... NOBODY HERE THAT I LIKE
Razorvich: pfffft
Razorvich: i know you like me
owenshooter: come on, that was good!!!
Keefie: lol
owenshooter: ahhhh, here come the cockroaches...
owenshooter: if BB Gun_ was here, it would be minus the roaches...
Razorvich: offer crumbs and yeah
owenshooter: ok, i feel better knowing i'm not the only degenerate waiting on turns
BOT BAIT
whamBot: 04:15 is too late for TeeGee
TeeGee: It's always too late Whammy
TeeGee: Unless it's too early
DJPatrick: TeeGee: your timing as always is impeccable...
Maxleod: meowrst
Creeper: i sure would like to spin Maxleod in my web
TeeGee: Congrats to Creeper for winning the Sunday Second Special and gets 1000 Conquer credits
Keefie: lol
SassboT: Will Communion add 3 inches?
roprotem: Why do you think I went back for seconds?
MSpitts24: wait, let me get this straight: so now rop is up to 6.1 inches?
MSpitts24: now THAT'S funny
MSpitts24: and after 2nds communion that added 3 inches each time? so let me do the math: 6.1 - 3 -3 = (carry the 7). . .um I need a min
MSpitts24: (anyone want to help me?)
roprotem: Only if its assisted suicide
roprotem: ''Your skill will be admired across the Club!''
roprotem: CC sent me that message.
roprotem: Seems sincere.
D3A7H: must have been misaddressed?
roprotem: or AI
Lonous: In the beginning, thats when it all started
SassboT: Hey Lonous, you girlbot you
saxibot: Who is into flowers?
roprotem: I'm into pansies
saxibot: Keefie gone off the rails, be acting like Corporate shenanigan artist
whamBot: What the doowop is 'AAAURRRRRGGHHH'!?
SassboT: Let's see those movements, sm8900
sm8900: ill show you some movements sassbot LOL
wkurtz: i just had a good movement after breakfast
roprotem: Pro Tip of the Day: Conduct your morning before eating breakfast. That way you'll have room for Jello.
SassboT: Believe me roprotem, that is far from the truth.
roprotem: Am I the only one that finishes off breakfast with a Jello shot?
SassboT: Hey REGNVM, you girlbot you
REGNVM: my day is ruined
whamBot: Anyone like me at all?
REGNVM: I LIKE YOU WHAMBOT
saxibot: anyone give ol' sax a hand? kinda fell over a bit...
pmac666: hahaha what a crazy game
Brujx: When sax asks you to give him a hand...it's not what you think it mean
saxibot: my sniff is driving me batty
owenshooter: step away from the blow.
SassboT: Let's get feelzies, Quirk!
Razorvich: I think Quirk might like that
owenshooter: incoming d*** pic!!!!
owenshooter: That is what the tech team is all about!!
saxibot: This news has got me thinking
MODS AND STUFF... MAINLY STUFF
jotake: thank teegee u da bom.com
Lonous: The mod are definitely mischievous little fart monkies, no doubt about it, but I doubt this is there doing. However once long ago they turned me into a newt.
littleoldme76: I have been behaving of late i'm a section 8 you see 4 times over i get angst on occassions
Razorvich: fart...
CloudedBeliefs: 1
Deanos75: 2
Razorvich: AURRGGHHH !!
CloudedBeliefs: That had better mean 3 in the language of your people or I am going to be very disappointed in you.
jfm10: TeeGee has a hat .. is someone playing for him?
D3A7H: i gave TeeGee a few pro tips
D3A7H: glad it helped
Maxleod: what appened on that day ''ALWAYS''?
Maxleod: did it force itself onto you?
Razorvich: ;
Maxleod: a '';'' means you have something to add Raz
Maxleod: by all means, speak your mind?
Razorvich: .
TeeGee: In other news: An assassination attempt has been made on Razorvich. He was shot between the ears. Doctors have reported no significant damage.
catstevens: lol razorvich doesn't have the required equipment
catstevens: teegee 1 razorvich 0
roprotem: raz needs to take a cognitive test IMO
Maxleod: which one is better, duff or foster's?
Razorvich: fosters is cat piss
CloudedBeliefs: I hope there aren't any rules against saying that sort of thing.
CloudedBeliefs: If there are, I suppose someone with a yellow name will smite me, soon enough.
Razorvich: .
halrob64: 1
Razorvich: ./.
TeeGee: ,,,,
TeeGee: ,,/,,
TeeGee: hmm, only works one way
plurple: yeah GC eats a lot of symbols
Razorvich: ,.
TeeGee: +=3
DJPatrick: /74=-0*
Razorvich: E=MC2
Mageplunka69: I knew Raz was a genius
TeeGee: 8:12pm AEST
Maxleod: i thought people your age went to bed earlier than that
catstevens: who should be governor of Canada?
catstevens: I vote for the Canadian Hammer
MSpitts24: Sven Johanssen?
Grizbr: William Shatner??
ascii-triforce: how about TeeGee?
TeeGee: what side do you drive on Max?
Maxleod: the right one
Maxleod: straight ahead
TeeGee: zig zagging is a much safer way to drive, it avoids all the drunks
drunkmunky: why would anyone talk to me; I've just read my inbox and the chat...I'm a twat...
drunkmunky: (I'm currently drinking a Shiraz that tastes like a pepperoni pizza, I won't lie...I like it, but it's weird)
JLiverwurst: Where does one procure a Shiraz that tastes like a pizza?
Razorvich: TeeGee knows all the local haunts.. he can fit you up
chanakam2020: who got the highest global chat points total ?
Razorvich: no one here chan
chanakam2020: may be great llaama
Maxleod: meowrnong globalists
Razorvich: max is a past winner
chanakam2020: What can we do with global chat points ?
Razorvich: bribe teegee
Razorvich: ..
Razorvich: im bored .. someone entertain me
Bullet_: Bullet_ gained 346 points
Bullet_: ty boys and girls
Razorvich: pfft thats not entertaining
Bullet_: it is for me
catstevens: Keefie actually makes Pmac look cool
05:14:54 ‹owenshooter› :shoot:*************:dino:
05:22:05 ‹owenshooter› I NEED A MOD!!!!! NOW!!!!!
06:30:00 * TeeGee joins Social
06:30:58 ‹TeeGee› :kick:
06:31:29 ‹TeeGee› :ninja:
07:44:58 ‹owenshooter› I NEED A MOD!!! NOW!!!! There were GIRLS in here!!!! Actual GIRLS with girl parts and everything!!!!
Razorvich: .
chanakam2020: Raz did not do it
chanakam2020: Raz do not know how to do it
chanakam2020: I also do not know
chanakam2020: But I would do it if I know how to do
chanakam2020: Raz would not do it even if he know how to do it
chanakam2020: Thats why Raz is a Good BoY
Razorvich: isnt it great when you leave your phone in the car and have a quiet night
chanakam2020: Llama is the greatest
chanakam2020: not a phone in a car
TeeGee: Turn off the phone and drink more beer
chanakam2020: bear is not great as llama
owenshooter: The G of Tee has a very valid suggestion.
Samarinde: Cheers!
D3A7H: everyone is waiting for 1 more player in this game Game 23999833
Owenshooter: I was going to join, but Razorvich is in it.
owenshooter: pluse D3A7H. you guys have cheat codes for the dice
D3A7H: i rely on you for dice hacks
D3A7H: raz never shares
owenshooter: Games On!!!
Dukasaur: Game 24025770
owenshooter: Nobody likes you, Duk
owenshooter: your game is just sitting there, all sad and lonely...
Razorvich: poor duks game... i joined too
owenshooter: did his mom pay you, too?
I AM NATO: I got ya Duk, joined.
owenshooter: now it is turning into a cool kids plus Duk, game...
Razorvich: Met TeeGee today.. and I know where he is
Razorvich: Can throw a rock and hit him.. rocks selling for 10 bucks each
TeeGee: I'll buy 6
TeeGee: Thanks for the footballs
Bullet_: hi guys
Bullet_: rocks? not nice
Bullet_: but I'll take 5
owenshooter: AND WITH A THUNDEROUS ROAR, THE BLACK JESUS ANNOUNCED HIS ARRIVAL INTO GLOBAL CHAT
owenshooter: Fear not my children, it is I, the Black Jesus!! Come to offer CC Dice Salvation for those that cast their dice belief in me!!!!
owenshooter: 72 Hours of AMAZING DICE FOR THE BELIEVERS!!!!
owenshooter: POST TeeGee is my Father, on my wall for an additional 24 hours on top of the72!!!!
owenshooter: GO FORTH AND SMITE THINE ENEMIES!@!!!!
Dukasaur: Mine enemies have crawled into their holes and are not available to be smitten.
MSpitts24: What am I supposed to do with a vomit green conquer star
TeeGee: You're supposed to love it, and hug it, and squeeze it, and name it George
I AM THE GREATEST
riskllama: I am the greatest.
jfm10: i thought i read somewhere that His Majesty King Charles made you a knight because of your greatness
riskllama: turned him down flat, jfm...
jfm10: he wouldnt allow Sir llamalot would he?
jfm10: there can be only one
riskllama: I am the greatest.
roprotem: ....magnet of STD's.
riskllama: I am the greatest.
roprotem: ...punching bag in playground history.
riskllama: I am the greatest.
Quirk: sus
riskllama: 1st
riskllama: because greatest.
riskllama: I am the greatest.
D3A7H: i was a greatest for a while at an Italian restaurant
D3A7H: can't stand parmigian any more
iskllama: I am the greatest.
D3A7H: float like a butterfly, sting like a llama
JUST JOKES
MSpitts24: A friend of mine went to the doctors with orange testicles. The doctor asked if he took strange meds or worked somewhere with chemicals or radiation, etc. The guy said he didn't work, was unemployed. When asked what he did, he told the doctor 'I sit around all day watching porn and eating Cheetos', why?
MSpitts24: my apologies to Raz for breaking a confidence there
D3A7H: After my prostate exam the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in. Then she asked me something no man wants to hear..
D3A7H: Who was that?
Quirk: Should you notice any repetition in CCGC, do not be alarmed.
TeeGee: do not be alarmed, should you notice any repetition in CCGC.
Bullet_: any repetition in CCGC, should you notice, do not be alarmed
Deanos75: do not, should you notice any repetition in CCGC, be alarmed
Bullet_: CCGC alarmed not do repetition be any in
Razorvich: I don't want to repeat myself
DJPatrick: NOTICE:ALARMING NEWS - cc: Do Not...Repeat..Do Not
Roofless: Alarmed to notice repetition in CCGC.
MSpitts24: OMG, I won a Yoda Egg - I'm SOO special
MSpitts24: I want to thank the Academy
Grizbr: Remember to eat a Yoda egg you use the forks...
catstevens: Good Morning Patriots
roprotem: My mama dipped me in a bowl of sugar when I was born.
roprotem: It backfired, because I didn't turn out sweet, and am diabetic.
catstevens: i think you're sweet
catstevens: my wife thinks you're sweet
roprotem: Thank you. You know I'm a dude, right?
catstevens: well that's like your opinion man
roprotem: Today is National Pickle Day.
MSpitts24: that reminds me: I lost my summer job many yrs ago for putting my fingers in the Pickle Slicer. that was a no-no back then
MSpitts24: of course the Pickle Slicer was the daughter of the plant manager
roprotem: Well done. Walk away and drop the mic. You can't do better than that.
roprotem: That's a nominee for the end of the Year Razzies.
tcann123: who's ready for a quickie
owenshooter: Your_mom
halrob64: you got any chocolate cake Chan I could do wiith some with my coffee
halrob64: or Victoria sponge that would work too
bangle: I do like Victoria's sponge
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ImperatorLucius: 2025-07-20 14:54:08 - Game has been initialized, your target is neutral player,
WTF?? what does that mean??
WTF?? what does that mean??
